Re-Celebducation

The Celebrity approaches me with an outstretched hand and a smile which, from a distance, almost looks genuine. He is so fucking charming, I can tell instantly it's not natural. I hate all these newfangled procedures. As if the muscle implants and the Newskin™ grafts weren't enough, now they all have Charismaplasties and Seductoboosts and God knows … Continue reading Re-Celebducation

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