The Celebrity approaches me with an outstretched hand and a smile which, from a distance, almost looks genuine. He is so fucking charming, I can tell instantly it's not natural. I hate all these newfangled procedures. As if the muscle implants and the Newskin™ grafts weren't enough, now they all have Charismaplasties and Seductoboosts and God knows … Continue reading Re-Celebducation


The Beast of Kawaldi

No wonder no-one ever comes here, Sally thinks to herself as she clambers off the speedboat and onto the island. To call Kawaldi an island is perhaps a little generous. It's a rock. A rock in the middle of nowhere. Or to be more a precise, a rock about 270 miles due east of Antigua which is, … Continue reading The Beast of Kawaldi